It amazes me that I’ve used a bottle of 250 Excedrin Migraines in less than a year.
sara. 21. northwest in. writing is my passion. this place consists of things I
love ∞ want ∞ feel.
(sometimes people need help)
a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me
I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
and I am a semicolon
begging you to go on.
When Harry was like Harry in the books
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Sass
Ode to unwanted dick pics.
I wonder why you
Show me this… Unasked?
I am sure someone
(Possible your mum?)
Told you yours is
Something rather special.
But even the very best
Are scary rather ugly beasts.
Does this work for you?
To assault my box (in)
With your excited togger?
I don’t want to fuck you…
But suddenly I crave
A juicy beefy hotdog.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between